A FRIEND recently confided that he’d discovered an uneaten McDonald’s meal of indeterminate age under the bed while decontaminating his disgusting hovel. This particular room had been subject to historic disregard – and perhaps somewhere deep within that dusty pit also lie the bones of Shergar and Lord Lucan. Pecked dry by the last surviving dodo. . http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/16310522.Future_shock____39_Incorruptible__39__corpses_of_saints_are_the_McDonald__39_s_hamburgers_of_religious_delusion/