CIVIL war erupted in the Scottish National Party at the weekend. Mock reports, illustrated with photoshopped visual gags, appeared all over Twitter and Facebook, listing casualties in the Battle of Glasgow Green, the Siege of Leith and the Assault on Lorne (sausage). There were accounts of atrocities in Greggs. The Nationalists have discovered that humour is a more effective weapon than abuse in their battle with the “Yoons”. They simply laughed off media reports that the party had split over the fate of Alex Salmond. . http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/16688812.iain-macwhirter-come-what-may-the-snp-stubbornly-refuses-to-split/