Brian Beacom: Let’s play with golfer Donald because Scotland is bunkered

THIS week a new book on the Trump family revealed The Donald once dated a Norwegian cosmetics heiress called Celina Midlefart, and it’s sad the couple never married because the surname matches up with the man whose mouth somehow manages to produce so much intestinal gas. (As Ms Midlefart got up to use the restaurant loo, Trump locked in on Melania). . http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/16349276.brian-beacom-lets-play-with-golfer-donald-because-scotland-is-bunkered/